Mainstream pubs are deathly afraid of joking about sex offenders or religion. So here’s one poking fun at both those touchy subjects.

Beyond behind unpublishable, there is actual philosophical meat to this one: If a sex offender repents, they should get into heaven, right? I’m no religion expert, but it seems like they mostly agree that if you say you’re sorry, all is forgiven and you get to party with the big bearded white guy in the clouds. So logically, while they don’t discriminate in Heaven, they probably have a separate entrance for some or the more unsavory folks.